I'd be a much better parent if I didn't have kids.

Some of the fateful things I have said this week.
1) Ok, you can have the crayons, so long as you don't color with them.
2) What do you mean you don't want a popsicle? (trying to force a "pockle" on Nana when she wanted a pickle).
3) The closest you're getting to playing in the snow is me putting you in a cold bath. (See following post).
4) To Robert: When do you think we'll be ready for another baby?